worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
