We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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