My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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