i just sent this text using only my big toe
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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