That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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