It's like a parade of train wrecks.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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