I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
dude. I can hear the air.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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