i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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