You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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