our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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