I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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