No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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