you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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