i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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