thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize
