I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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