he shaved USA in his pubs
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize