He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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