so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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