I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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