Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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