Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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