Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize
