We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
and she was petting her beer can
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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