why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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