we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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