if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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