"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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