Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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