doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Randomize
