fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
