if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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