Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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