He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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