Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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