STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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