So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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