party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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