Hey man sorry I got all grabby
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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