It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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