Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Send help, water and tortillas.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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