Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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