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A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
My feet surprised me
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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