I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
