Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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