So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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