i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Randomize
