Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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