I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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