Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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