We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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