What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
