I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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