I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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